Ever come across someone whose logic leaves you bewildered? Well, you’re not alone. The internet has shared some truly side-splitting moments where people demonstrated a comical lack of common sense. Here’s a collection of absurd statements and beliefs that will not only make you laugh but also leave you shaking your head in disbelief.

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A Reddit user shared, "A friend insisted that you could cure a cat's heart condition with fresh air. I was speechless."

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One ex-wife thought the famous Italian landmark was the "Leaning Tower of Pizza" until she turned 28.

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An inquisitive friend once asked, “Why do people speak different languages if we all hear English in our heads?” Clearly, she was under the impression that the world's thought process was universally English!

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One bold individual mentioned a “cis woman has a prostate.” You can only imagine the confusion in that conversation.

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After his wife passed, a man's new girlfriend believed it was possible to breathe underwater and that drowning simply meant “breathing too fast.”

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An ex-boyfriend shocked his partner after gifting flowers, only to admit he didn’t know they needed water.

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"My boyfriend told me that when a woman has a baby, her spine splits in two." – A confusion like no other.

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When someone mentioned they were meeting the Dean of Liberal Arts, their ex quipped, "Why isn’t there a Dean of Conservative things?"

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A British girl was asked how difficult it was to learn English upon arriving in the US. Yep, she was fluent already!

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During a restaurant visit, a date pronounced 'buffet' with an audible 'T.' It was a buffet fiasco.

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A friend was puzzled about why stars weren't visible when flying on planes, genuinely believing they'd fly over them!

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An awkward 1 AM conversation at Tesco led to a cashier revealing, “I don’t mind nights; I'm a necrophile.” No, that's not what he meant.

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One person mistakenly believed Halloween would align with Friday the 13th.

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A 34-year-old coworker questioned if he would eventually run out of blood because he regularly donated.

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“Isn’t it amazing how dogs know commands like 'sit' and 'lay down'?” said someone seriously.

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My college suitemate assumed I was taking Spanish classes for a stereotype. "You look too white to be speaking Spanish!"

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While in New Mexico, a person complimented my English as “excellent.”

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While vacationing, an American asked a friend's Australian family, “Which state is Australia again?”

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A skydiver revealed someone once asked if the jump came with a pause at the plane.

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A classmate made the unbelievable inquiry as to whether my older sister was my twin.

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Shockingly, someone believed windmills contributed to cooling down the Earth to combat global warming.

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The notion that Martin Luther King was a boxer surprised one friend entirely.

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Hilariously, someone once declared, “Don’t drink carbonated water; it's full of carbs!”

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Tech support received a query on how to type an upside-down letter 'i.' It was an exclamation mark!

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“Are you right or left-handed?” someone asked a person with only one arm.

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In a humorous twist, a friend thought dairy farmers must work in pharmacies after meeting one.

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Post-fudge sampling at a gift store, a girlfriend worried the triggered alarms were from what they ate!

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A biology question arose in school: “If you get a perm while pregnant, will your baby have curly hair?”

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One friend swore up and down that color was invented only post-1990, laughing at the thought of monochrome paintings.

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A woman truly believed kidneys were part of the reproductive system.

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After discussing dinosaurs, a partner was astonished they were real, and asked if they breathed fire.

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When making pancakes, one boyfriend was under the impression that pouring dry mix directly into a hot pan was correct!

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Misunderstanding credit cards led one girlfriend to not realize she needed to pay back what she spent.

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Someone in their twenties once asked where the sun goes at night—a question that left us in disbelief.

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A partner who organized cups in a peculiar manner by stacking them before the dishwasher.

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One ex thought he was hydrating enough just by showering, convinced he absorbed a gallon of water.

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The confusion around spaghetti's origins led to a surprising question: "Where do they grow it?"

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Attempting to stump his ex, someone asked if they could name all 52 U.S. states.

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A relatable kitchen fail occurred when one partner boiled potatoes too late for dinner prep.

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When introduced to a stepsister, one ex was baffled: “You both look nothing alike!”

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“How much fat is in water?” an ex posed, truly baffled by the very question.

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An appointment scheduling bombshell revealed a patient’s uncertainty about the 16th or the 60th day.

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Driving past a bank, an acquaintance mistakenly thought it was a restaurant.

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A university presentation on Benjamin Franklin went awry when a girl stated he was ever a U.S. president.

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The disbelief continued as a roommate questioned, “Do you believe in bed bugs?” after being informed of their existence.

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A response about a vegan leather purse left someone questioning how cows’ diets were determined.

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After spilling only a little water, one husband’s friend worried about potential staining—thankfully, it was just water!

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Conversations about Thanksgiving break times led to confusion when a coworker thought it had been on a Tuesday “last year.”

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Back in middle school, a girl confusedly believed our lungs resided within our necks.

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Another comical moment arose when someone asked, “What is Obama’s last name?”

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Throughout high school, one girl firmly insisted shrimp were baby lobsters.

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A misunderstanding of twin births turned a casual conversation into an amusing debate for the actual twin involved.

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An underachieving friend decided to take astronomy in college for a rather unorthodox reason: “to know the future.”

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And finally, a 12-year-old brother during *The Wizard of Oz* declared, “The world must have been boring when it was all black and white.”

Have you ever encountered a jaw-dropping moment like these? Share your story in the comments!