Introduction

The Golden Globes kicked off in spectacular fashion as comedian Nikki Glaser took the stage in Los Angeles, boldly declaring it “Ozempic’s biggest night.” Known for her unapologetically dark humor, the 40-year-old marked a historic moment by becoming the first woman to solo host the prestigious event, which sets the tone for the awards season.

Opening Remarks

“I’m absolutely thrilled to be your host tonight,” Glaser quipped, standing in front of a sea of Hollywood heavyweights at the Beverly Hilton. “And this time, I’m fully dressed!” Her opening remarks set the stage for a night filled with sharp wit, as she touched on everything from voting issues to Hollywood’s notorious sex scandals, and even poked fun at Timothee Chalamet’s choice of facial hair.

Focus on the Audience

Despite her reputation for roasting big names like Bruce Willis and Alec Baldwin in the past, Glaser assured the glittering audience that she wouldn’t be targeting them directly tonight. “How could I roast you? You’re all so powerful! Except for telling the country who to vote for, but you’ll get that right next time,” she jested.

Personal Touches

The comedian made sure to give personal shoutouts to stars in attendance. Addressing Zendaya, she said, “I woke up for all of your scenes in *Dune Part Two.*” She continued with references to the film *Challengers*, remarking, “It was more sexually charged than Diddy’s credit card! I’m as upset as you are; this afterparty won’t be as wild, but we’ll move on.”

Humor and Observations

Her humorous commentary didn't stop there. Glaser humorously suggested that a co-star could take on a different persona for the evening, saying, “A Stanley Tucci ‘freak-off’ just doesn’t have the same ring. No baby oil this year, just a lot of olive oil!”

Praise of Glen Powell

Turning to the dashing Glen Powell, she remarked on his prolific year in entertainment, noting, “Glen, you were in everything! Twisters, Hitman, and in my head when I’m with my boyfriend!” This comment drew hearty laughter from both the audience and Powell himself.

Pre-Show Nerves

Weeks of anticipation for the Globes weighed heavily on Glaser, who expressed her mixed emotions ahead of the event, comparing it to being "42 weeks pregnant." She was eager to share her carefully crafted humor with an audience that included her inspirations—comedy legends Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, and Ricky Gervais.

Advice from Comedic Legends

In preparation for the event, she sought advice from the British comedian, who humorously instructed her, “Don’t go out there acting like you’re an A-lister, even if you’re invited—you wouldn’t be here if you weren’t the host.”

Conclusion

With her talent for blending humor and social commentary, Glaser's hosting debut at the Golden Globes ensured an unforgettable start to one of Hollywood's most coveted nights—proving once again that laughter can be the best way to address the complexities of fame, fortune, and societal issues. As viewers tuned in across the globe, it was clear that this year’s Golden Globes would not be forgotten anytime soon!